Identity Crisis

My name…..I love my parents dearly but why did they give me this name…HEIDI….I believe it is because she was reading the book when she went into labor? I am pretty sure my name was supposed to Sarah. Which no offense Sarah, but I am not a Sarah, either. I often get called Roberta, YUCK. Another name I get called is Wendy, although this is the best of them it is still not right.

What is my point here? I do not like the name of my Blog, nor my URL, and I need a nick name to replace my real name. Seeing my name out there is odd, Tater said my title is LAME, and although I live in Alaska, I hate being cold, so winter sports are out and I have a phobia about fish, and eating Wild Animals is not something a partake in….so really…I am only An-Alaskan-Gal because Both sets of grandparents homesteaded here. Don’t get me wrong I love living here! The people are great, it is so beautiful, and the daylight in the summers!!!

When I got into this, I figured I would get bored so I didn’t think to much about it. Now, I am bloging two times a day, its all we talk about around here. Now that you have sucked me into your world, I want a cool name like Bossco, Fish Taxi, Klondike Kate, or Rhapsodic. There is just nothing you can do with my name even…. JD has a cool name; he even signs his service reports for work, JD Plumma.

The only nicknames that EVER had are…

• Heidi HO – I am not a whore.
• Heidi HO HAHAHAHA….only funny when CHUCKY (Rockett) said it.
• Hi-Di Hi-Doe Hi-Da – It’s part of a Poka song….Accept, when someone else uses it.
• Heidi McHarrycherry - thanks SKINNEY BALLS (aka Jimmy Ball)!!
• Hyder – A couple of Anchor Point brothers gave me this name. I liked them both but we all know you don’t date Anchor Point boys.
• Herringbone - A nickname my older brother got early on in his wresting career, Mr. Hofseth though I could use it too.
• Mama Long Legs – My best friend’s mom gave this one to me. I was never sure if it because I abnormally long legs, or if it was because I lived with MILLIONS if Daddy Long Legs.
• Bahama-mama – A name my husband gave me when I was tan and he wanted some action.
• The Alpha Bitch – seeing how I am the top dog of the Wolf Clan. Yes, I know a bitch is a dog in heat, what’s your point?

So there really isn’t anything to work with. Hyder or Alpha Bitch would be the best out of those…but it’s not right. I could go with my interests ….but I am a “jack of all trades master of none” (heard it on Jay Leno the other night). I could go with something Girl Scout-ish but I do that for the girls not me. Oh wait maybe Thin Mint….kinda’ spicy, huh?

JD says I can’t change …but I can, you know. He says you will all have to change your links…yes that may be true, but you will get over it. I am sure most of you know how.

If I am ever going to be the next Dooce or Rhapsodic (they are famous you know), these things need to be changed; before I get to much more into this. So if you come back and I am not here is because I am in Hyder or maybe I am someone else. Any idea’s…?