Dad’s Party and the red wagon…

The wagon wasn’t the only gift he got, us children pitched in and bought him a new lawn ornament, yes un-imaginative, but what to you get a guy that has everything. It was a wood carving of a moose. Anyway the moose ran off during the clean up, we later figured out that he has been traveling the states, visiting family with my aunt, but that’s another story. Anyway after the disappearing of the moose dad locked his wagon up. He was going to make sure he got the first ride.

A few weekends later, Memorial weekend 2005, the clans gathered for the first time at “The Hole In The Wall” (that is another story), everyone was there, the bears, buffalo’s, moose, wolves, skunks, ravens (just clan-ed this year), and the purple monkeys (the squatters or guests). Traditionally we stay at in state campgrounds, this year the PIT was ready for us. It is a PIT, a sand pit on my parents land, it is dusty when the sun is out and a mud puddle when raining. We are turning it into our private campground, I said we were weird. Last year we dug an outhouse only to find, this year, the hole filled with sand from the spring run off, this meant every year our shit will wash down into our living space. This year we dug ditches to keep from flooding, and argued about where to put the new shit house. Anyway, as all children, we got bored of working all the time and had to find an outlet…..

Dad was at the house writing a fishing report, Mom stopped by the camp for dinner, it was perfect timing. We had to find the keys to the Video store (where dad had locked the wagon up) we couldn’t let mom know because she would tell on us. I shouldn’t say this but mom leaves her keys in the car, so we stole her keys, hopefully she wouldn’t need them in the near future. We jumped into the truck and took off. Well dad wasn’t home writing his fishing report, like we had thought, he was headed into AP, we followed right behind him through town, and pulled into the video store, he turn into the hardware store right across the street.

We new the upstairs was locked from the inside and the only other way in is through an eight inch gap behind a display case, so guess who had to go in, me!!! First I had to convince the lady working (remember I am NOT from AP) that I was the owners daughter and that I need to get something from upstairs. Living in a small town people do whatever they can to help out, she let me proceed. I squeezed through the small gap and made my way up stairs, before searching for the wagon I stopped by the old movie storage room and grabbed a porn (dad pulled all the porn off the shelves when he bought the place couldn’t be part of corrupting AP seeing how it is such a wholesome town), but I knew it would come in handy later…. For a prank ya know. Anyway I closed my eyes and grabbed a porn. I then found the wagon and headed straight for the stairs. Well the wagon wouldn’t fit through the gap so I had to get assistance from the poor lady at the counter. Well, luckily before I headed down the stairs I stopped hid the movie it in my jacket, I couldn’t let the world know I was stealing porn.

We finally got the wagon out, but dad was still across the street, I knew mom would need her keys soon but if I left the whole thing was blown. I had no choice, with the movie under my jacket and a wagon under my arm I dodged to the truck. I wasn’t seen. Ever try to shove a wagon into the back of a 3 door Chevy, well it wasn’t easy. We made it back to camp safely. Mom still was at the fire, which meant she hadn’t missed her keys and we had the wagon!!! It was still shiny and new so pretty.

I will let the pictures tell the rest……..

For the first run was with me the Alpha Wolf, the cow buffalo, and Papa Bear. We decided to go down the cliff. It didn't go so well....but we didn't break the wagon.

The second time the boys went down the road that leads to the PIT. In the navigators seat is Papa Bear, then Wolf Man, and in the rear Big Butt Buffalo. They decided to put the big guy in back for speed. Papa Bear the guy in front is practaly blind the two dopes in back were actually sober. The trip was acually successful. After a few more times down the hill dad caught us and yes he got a turn.

(Photo Taken by Anna)

The movie was not harmed in anyway, it turned out to be a guy on guy movie and it was R-rated (???R-rate???)…. and it ended up being the booby prize for the weekend. It was wrapped with a few condoms and a Viagra. I am sure it made its way back to the storage room where old porn goes to die.