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New Pepsi Negative-220 Burns Twice The Calories It Contains
PURCHASE, NYÂ
Joining a field already crowded with such non-caloric beverages as Coke Steam and Hollo Yello, PepsiCo announced the creation Monday of Pepsi Negative-220, a diet cola that burns twice the calories it contains. "You'll love PN-220 for the super-slimming rush of thyrotropin, PC1 enzymes, and that zesty hint of lemony leptin that zaps away fat, muscle tissue, and some nerve sheathing," PepsiCo spokesperson Ned Caen said. "But you'll drink it for that refreshing cola taste." Despite an FDA label warning of potential cardiac arrhythmia, renal shutdown, intestinal necrosis, and spontaneous erosion of the meninges, plans are underway to debut Pepsi Negative-220 in early October. "For radical and uncompromising weight loss, it's the cola," Caen said.
Sound healthy to me....I might start drinkingPepsii regularly again.... ;)
Calcutta Firemarshall: ManyIndiann Homes Lack Bride Extinguishers
Calcutta Fire Marshal:
Many Indian Homes Lack Bride ExtinguisherCALCUTTA, INDIAÂ
Failure to own or use a bride extinguisher results in millions of rupees of property damage in India annually, Calcutta fire marshal Prasad Chandra said in a press conference Monday. "This tragedy occurs far too often when well-meaning husbands, attempting to collect on a dowry, ignite their brides indoors. The damage is often compounded when a burning bride attempts to escape and spreads the flames to other homes," Chandra said. "If you absolutely must burn your bride, avoid additional destruction with an affordable bride extinguisher. And, if possible, confine the burning to your backyard bride pit." He also recommended that homeowners install and periodically test marital smoke detectors.
http://www.womensweb.ca/k2news/example1.php?Action=Full&NewsID=53
My father never did get his dowery...Val..Where'ses the Herring.....I wouldn't want something to happen to J.
PURCHASE, NYÂ
Joining a field already crowded with such non-caloric beverages as Coke Steam and Hollo Yello, PepsiCo announced the creation Monday of Pepsi Negative-220, a diet cola that burns twice the calories it contains. "You'll love PN-220 for the super-slimming rush of thyrotropin, PC1 enzymes, and that zesty hint of lemony leptin that zaps away fat, muscle tissue, and some nerve sheathing," PepsiCo spokesperson Ned Caen said. "But you'll drink it for that refreshing cola taste." Despite an FDA label warning of potential cardiac arrhythmia, renal shutdown, intestinal necrosis, and spontaneous erosion of the meninges, plans are underway to debut Pepsi Negative-220 in early October. "For radical and uncompromising weight loss, it's the cola," Caen said.
Sound healthy to me....I might start drinkingPepsii regularly again.... ;)
Calcutta Firemarshall: ManyIndiann Homes Lack Bride Extinguishers
Calcutta Fire Marshal:
Many Indian Homes Lack Bride ExtinguisherCALCUTTA, INDIAÂ
Failure to own or use a bride extinguisher results in millions of rupees of property damage in India annually, Calcutta fire marshal Prasad Chandra said in a press conference Monday. "This tragedy occurs far too often when well-meaning husbands, attempting to collect on a dowry, ignite their brides indoors. The damage is often compounded when a burning bride attempts to escape and spreads the flames to other homes," Chandra said. "If you absolutely must burn your bride, avoid additional destruction with an affordable bride extinguisher. And, if possible, confine the burning to your backyard bride pit." He also recommended that homeowners install and periodically test marital smoke detectors.
http://www.womensweb.ca/k2news/example1.php?Action=Full&NewsID=53
My father never did get his dowery...Val..Where'ses the Herring.....I wouldn't want something to happen to J.
posted by Heidi at
9:45 AM
5 Comments:
About the new Pepsi...Have you tried it?
I'm a pepsi fan of the regular.
I wish India would join the 21st century. Thats unthinkable!
OMG! At first I thought the bride thing was a typo. That's horrible! There have got to be ways to keep your culture but move forward with equal treatment!
KITTKATH
The new Pepsi is coming out in October. I have not tried it. I have been trying to cut down on the caffeine and sugar; it is now a treat....I found the Pepsi article disturbing. My uncle (the Pepsi man) may not like me saying this... but how is this any better then the tobacco companies?
Kate....
I had to read it twice, also. In fact I went and looked it up; I couldn't believe this is acceptable.
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