MEME

Whew…Valette has saved you all from a post that was all too serious. I am not sure if I should follow Valette’s layout of this MEME or follow the way it was sent her….Oh well here it goes.

To be contrary and different: One and A Half Things

Jobs I Have Had But Have Lie About Having So As To Make Myself Appear Less of a Dork:

• One: Balloon Twister, I just wanted my own collection of colorful Latex.
• And A Half: Inventory Control, catching monkey poop, would be more fun then working for idiots that force you to hire on with them because no one wants to do such a lame job.

Movies I Have Great Difficulties Understanding:

• One: Anything JD rents
• And A Half: That one JD big brother recommended…shoot, it Bruce Willis…I couldn’t even find it online. It had multiple plot lines that tied together. It was in black and white; except in each plot line, one important character would have some color. The filming was awesome. The car chases had a subtle car-toney effect that made me continue watching, despite JD’s snores. I am sure if I would have watched it again I would have caught what was going on, but was easier to have JD big brother fill me in.

Places In Which I Want To Vacation:

• One: New Zealand
• And A Half: Disney World

Foods I Cannot Stand:

• One: Fish! It is what we feed our dog teams and if we are hunting eagles it is bait.
• And A Half: Beef jerky…dates back to multiple car trips and motion sickness.

Places I’d Rather Not Be, Thank You Very Much:

• One: I have to agree with Valette on this …At dinner with my grandmother … but I hear stories about all of her precious piano students while being grilled as to why I never visit.
• And A Half: Playing with Taters Physical Terrorists.

Albums In My Collection I Blame On the Husband:

• One: “My Ding-A-Ling” I know it is only one song…
• And A Half: “Romantic Sax”--- Subliminal messages there? Great music, but what’s with the name.

Vehicles I Have Nearly Totaled:

• One: Chevy Corsica – 1989- cute little car we had it just a month, before it lost the battle with the moose.
• And A Half: Subaru- Mid 80’s – I hit the Homer version of a Grey Hound bus, only after missing the School Bus packed with all my peers, and my little brother. The school bus driver saw us and pulled over. I could see baby brother peering out the window with a smug smirk telling me that he knew he would get home first to tell on me.

I am tagging:

• One: Shana
• And A Half: Sarah
• And A Half: Tabitha
• And A Half: Anna
• And A Half: Fish Taxi
• And A Half: Bratknee
• And A Half: Dad and Erica if they ever get off their butt and get a BLOG!!!